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Created on 2004-12-15 07:08:25 (#5459216), last updated 2008-11-03
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Basic Info| Name: | Janet Planet |
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| Birthdate: | 02-17 |
| Location: | Appleton, Wisconsin, United States |
BioOnce I was battling the evil Tamikulon, Malefactress of Japanathor, and her minions were attacking me left and right! I had no one to help me, as King Bertram and his yak steed had fallen by the wayside, and Captain Awesomo was occupied with yet more of Tamikulon's screaming castrati, sucking them into the Pit of Despair. So there I was, fending for myself, trying desperately to get to the Malefactress, slashing and hacking with my six-foot penis (it was protected by a steel condom), and finally I reached the orchestrator of chaos and bringer of war, Tamikulon herself. It was only after bringing her down and sending her back to the cold desolation of Japanathor that I realized that one of her minions had managed to get in a good deep swipe at my leg! The gash was about ten inches long and two inches deep, exposing flesh and a little bit of bone. Fortunately the surgeons were able to save the leg itself, though the recovery was long and hard and my leg will never look the same again.
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